More thoughts on the Bush Twins' sex lives

I reread Joe's post below about Bush's abstinence kick, and alongside Bush's attacks on gays, his desire to outlaw sodomy, etc., it got me wondering why we don't demand more answers about the sex lives of first daughters Jenna and Barbara. Such as:

1. Have they, do they now, or do they plan ever to partake in sodomy (blow jobs, anal sex, cunnilingus, etc)?

2. Have they, do they, and will they, practice abstinence until they get married?

3. Do they avoid using condoms during intercourse because they're not fool-proof?

4. Has President Bush done everything he can to urge his daughters not to commit sodomy, engage in sex at all until marriage, and not use condoms (since they're apparently so bad)?

5. And finally, I do hope the Bush Twins attend church each Sunday, right? Can we see the log?

I mean, after all, this is the era of "No sex please, we're red states." Bush and his radical right supporters have decided that they want the government to regulate the most intimate details of family life, the way we, our kids, our spouses and our families and friends live their private sex lives. So why should Bush's and his family's, his coworkers', and his supporters' private sex life be somehow off-limits?

Think about it. Bush thinks it's okay for Big Brother to REGULATE the Bush Twin's sex lives, but simply asking a question about their sex lives is somehow wrong? That's hardly a very conservative position: Big government, good; big questions, bad.