ABC News: US soldier frisked before having lunch with Cheney

Ok, you gotta love this. Everything is going so well in Afghanistan that we had to FRISK OUR OWN SOLDIERS entering a US military cafeteria today in Afghanistan. Why? Because Dick Cheney was there to have lunch with them.

What, we're now afraid our own soldiers are going to shoot Cheney? Boy, you guys must be really confident of how well things are going in your little war if you're now afraid of our own soldiers killing the vice president. But morale is REALLY good, so pay no heed.

This was just on ABCNews World News Tonight. Hopefully our friends at Crooks and Liars will get the video of the frisking, it's great.