What's with the Bush Administration and Breasts?

What is this Bush administration obsession with breasts?

We had John Ashcroft covering up statues of breasts at the Department of Justice. We had Michael Powell and half of Congress working themselves into a frenzy over Janet Jackson's breast.

Now, the TSA is being accused of fondling the breasts of airline passengers. Not sure, but somehow knowing the Department of Homeland Security is fondling breasts doesn't make me feel safer.

The whole sex issue just seems to make the Bush people apoplectic. Perhaps we need their abstinence program applied to the whole government. If you work for Bush, no breast fondling outside of a committed marriage....hell, no sex outside of a committed marriage. And that policy can start in the Bush family and everyone in the Bush White House. Practice what you preach....what a concept.