We interrupt this hot, girl-on-girl action for a special announcement

I hate to interrupt all this talk about flaunting, graphic, hot girl-on-girl action -- boy you sure can see how just standing there, being a lesbian, can really be IN YOUR FACE -- but I was wondering if we could help the state of Kentucky decide on a state "brand."

You see, Kentucky, which voted 60-40 for Bush and 75-25 to ban gay marriage thinks it has an image problem. But it has a lot to be proud of. Number one in smokers, number one in cancer deaths. Almost in the top two-thirds of states in high school graduation. It's almost out of the top five fattest states.

And don't forget they actually convicted the guys in the cross burning case a couple months back -- in federal court, where the sentence actually means something. You see, cross burning is only a misdemeanor under Kentucky state law.

So, any thoughts on a new brand?