From FUCKtheSOUTH.com:
Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.WHAT YOU READ ABOVE WAS FROM THAT WEB SITE, THIS IS NOW FROM ME, JOHN: As an aside, I have to admit I'm intrigued by the notion of how much money blue states pay in taxes and how much the red states GET from the federal government. That's always a big fight in Congress, with highway funding, etc. Perhaps we need to put our lobbying where our mouth is. Figure out the programs that most benefit the red states and target them. If my relationship doesn't get social security benefits, then red states will lose other benefits. Works for me. You need to get their attention.
And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?
Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?
No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off....
Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.
And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off.
I'm quite serious about this. Take the battle to them and make THEM pay a price. Teach them that we are a union of states, a union of people, and you cut out part of that union at your peril. It's how the religious right does it - they don't kill their politicians with kindness, they put a metaphorical gun to their head.
