Shorter debate update

Pay go? You mean Pay go Pay go? Isn't that part of the Coalition of the Willing?

Ex-ag-er-a-tion.

I think Kerry is spot on tonight. Doing very well. Bush is making a few faces. Sounds Kerry has him a bit rattled already, but too soon to tell.

Tony Soprano? Yes!

Bush: Government shouldn't tell citizens how to run their lives (unless they're gay).

Kerry: Mary Cheney is a lesbian!

Bush's talking point of the day: My opponent is out of the mainstream.

SYS-temic

Yikes! Bush just took a swipe at CBS over their credibility, when the moderate is Bob Scheifer FROM CBS! Are you just stupid?

Kerry: Bush social security plan, INVITATION TO DISASTER

I think Bush had a stroke. His left-side of his mouth is drooping badly, and he's drooling a bit (not kidding).

Bush never wants to impose his religion on anyone else (unless you're gay).

He supports adoption (unless you're gay).

Nice turnaround by Kerry on the God question.

Kerry praises Bush for his handling of 9/11, then slices his guts out - yes!

Oh Jesus, why do you love your wife? Ask 'em a hard question now Bob.