I'm beaten into submission

The repeated theft of Kerry signs on my street is just too much for me to handle. I've now seen the light, indeed, the error of my ways. I'm willing to concede every important argument to the Christian warriors for furious george, whose resolve is so admirable and just that laws regarding theft and trespassing simply shouldn't apply here. To appease the mighty sign warriors:

So what if there were no WMD's -- Iraq is free.
So what if we've lost jobs over 4 years -- we're creating some now.
So what if you have no health insurance -- your taxes are lower.
So what if oil is $55 a barrel -- it doesn't affect the economy.
So what if there isn't a real coalition in Iraq -- he forgot Poland.
So what if he lost all the debates -- being president is hard work.

Seriously, can I have my sign back now?