Top 25 OTHER reasons Bush went into Iraq

From MyDD.com:

1. I just wanted to blow something up.
2. I wanted to be a war time president because my support was waning and I needed to "wag the dog."
3. The bastards got ten times more oil than we got in Texas.
4. Huge no bid contracts for Cheney's company Haliburton for the rebuilding.
5. A doctor in Baghdad once treated an injured Al Queda guy a few years back.
6. My Dad told me Iraq invaded Kuwait.
7. Oh yeah, my Dad.... Sadaam tried to kill him.
8. Muslims.... enough said.
9. Cheney and Rummy told me to do it.
10. Iraqis are always yelling aiye aiye aiye aiye everytime they get excited, and it bothers me.
11. I never got to beat anyone up when I was a cheerleader in college.
12. He gassed the Kurds twenty years ago.
13. Sadaam wasn't a nice guy.
14. Sadaam murdered 6 million jews during WW2.
15. That sneak attack on Pearl Harbor.
16. After 911 the American people would back me on anything as long as I blew up Arabs in the process, and you just can't pass up on an opportunity like that.
17. Sadaam had factories that could be converted to some kind of other kind of factory that could possibly have produced weapons of mass destruction.
18. Sadaam is a very poor public speaker.
19. Sadaam fixed his last election.
20. Sadaam once went AWOL from the Iraqi hit squad that he was in charge of.
21. Sadaam chased broads, did a lot of drugs, drank, and got several DUI's when he was a cheerleader at Baghdad University.
22. I figured once I installed a democratic puppet government in Iraq, all of the other Arab nations would fall in line and become part of the free world. We're talking another Disney World here... one that actually turns a profit, unlike that one we built for the Frogs.
23. Thought the more Arabs I blew up, the better it would look on my resume for re-election.
24. Wanted Kerry to vote for the war before voting against it.
25. Was having a hard time reaching my 500 billion dollar deficit goal.