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The Malpractice President (an Iraq allegory)



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You go to a doctor for a heart bypass. He puts you under, and you wake up to find you have no arms or legs. It seems the doctor fucked up and amputated your limbs by mistake. You go to another doctor who tells you, "Sorry Charlie, I can't put your arms and legs back, they're gone."

Do you say:

A. "Gosh, doctor #2 doesn't know how to fix the problem, so I guess I'll stick with the doctor who negligently cut off all my limbs."
Do you say:
B. "No matter who I choose as my next doctor, I'm certainly not going back to that idiot who botched everything."
Or do you say:
C. "I choose the doctor who honestly tells me what the situation is and promises me that, while even though my previous doctor totally fucked up beyond repair, the new guy will help make the best out of the current really bad situation." (Thanks to Glenn for suggesting this option.)
Just askin'.


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