BREAKING NEWS: Mary Cheney and her lover, Heather Poe, spotted on GOP convention floor

SiriusOutQ's Mike Signorile has just reported in from the GOP Convention floor and HE HAS FOUND MARY CHENEY. According to Signorile, Mary and girlfriend Heather Poe are seated ten feet away from Mike on a small dais raised a bit above floor level. According to Mike, Mary is quite aware that Mike and SiriusOutQ's Corey Johnson are eyeing her intently. This is interesting news as Mary has been in hiding for months, let alone she has been in hiding at the convention. But for her to appear at the convention tonight to see her dad's speech, WITH HER LOVER IN TOW, is a big deal.