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The dandy girly-men of the Republican party are up in arms over Democrats having criticized their wonderfully inclusive party. What their game really is, is to scare Democrats from making ANY criticism of the Republicans. How? Simply do what they always do. They yell and scream any time a Democratic shows any sign of life. The goal: Scare the Dems so bad that in the future they won't have the nerve to speak up.

The latest evidence of this is from this email I just got from Newsmax:

Hollywood Highlights From a Bounceless Convention

Hollywood's presence was all over the place. But at the Democrat convention, celebrity sentiments were anything but inclusive when it came to talk of Republican types.

Alec Baldwin said that the GOP was "hijacked by fundamentalist whackos." [JOHN'S NOTE: ABSOLUTELY TRUE]

Rob Reiner accused the GOP of using "wedge issues to divide the country." [JOHN'S NOTE: GAY MARRIAGE, ANYONE?]

Janeane Garofalo called right-wingers "emotionally immature." [JOHN'S NOTE: THEY SURE CAN'T HANDLE ANY CRITICISM]

In an accurate description of the Democrat ticket, Ben Affleck told the world that the "GOP is the party of the haves and have mores." [JOHN'S NOTE: YEAH, CHENEY'S $20 MILLION HE'S GETTING FROM HALLIBURTON PROBABLY MAKES HIM ELIGIBLE FOR THE EARNED INCOME TAX CREDIT.]

Speaking of Moores, Michael was the most visible face at the Democrat happening. He was even able to score the seat of honor next to Nobel Prize-winning ex-prez Jimmy Carter. [JOHN'S NOTE: I THOUGHT I'D READ THAT THIS WAS A LIE - DIDN'T MOORE ACCIDENTALLY SHOW UP IN JIMMY CARTER'S BOX SEATS WITHOUT CARTER REALIZING IT, NOT THAT IT MATTERS.]

The Peace Prize's spirit failed to rub off on Moore. The "Dude, Where's My Conscience" said conservatives "are up at six in the morning trying to figure out which minority group they're going to screw today. The hate, they eat for breakfast. They are going to fight, and they are going to smear, and they are going to lie, and they are going to hate." [JOHN'S NOTE: TRUE AGAIN]

Meanwhile, the Kerry daughters were playing celebrity courting.

Alexandra shared smokes, jokes and kisses with John Cusack, while Ben Affleck hugged Vanessa at the GQ party for San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsome. [JOHN'S NOTE: LEST WE FORGET, THE BUSH TWINS SHARED JOINTS AT ASHTON KUTCHER'S PLACE.]

Alexandra is the same Kerry daughter who revealed in a prime-time address to the convention that her father had heroically administered CPR to the family's hamster.

The Left Coast Report is pleased to hear that John Kerry is at least pro-rodent life.


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