Illinois Republican leaders have asked far-right African-American nutcase Alan Keyes to be their candidate for the US Senate race against Barack Obama. Yes, yes, yes! Keyes says he needs a few days to think about it. Probably so he can consult with the men who keep sending those radio transmissions to his brain. This is gonna be fun.
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