You may recall from a post I made below that the religious right is going to be passing out fortune cookies at the GOP Convention, and the cookies will contain suggestions for messages that Bush should be using to win the election. These are the four "fortunes" you'll find inside their cookies:
Real Men Marry Women:Justin, one of our avid readers, who clearly has too much time on his hands, has taken it upon himself to start coming up with OTHER fortunes that ALMOST MADE THE CUT, but JUST missed getting used by the religious right. His suggestions were so funny that I thought "why not open this up to everyone."
Support a Constitutional Amendment to Protect Marriage
Save the Constitution!
Impeach an Activist Judge
Cures for Diseases - Know the Score
Embryonic Stem Cell 0
Adult Stem Cell 45
#1 Reason to Ban Human Cloning:
Hillary Clinton
So here goes. Please submit your favorite religious right fortune cookie message for those ideas that didn't get out of the planning stage. I'll post the best ones in a separate post later. Here are Justin's two examples so far:
"Queers are the Antichrist. Lucky Numbers 2, 7, 12, 15, 19, 22."
"Reason #2 to Ban Human Cloning: No One Wants an Army of Ann Coulters."
