Alan Keyes: A Man For No Seasons

Here's that New York Times editorial ripping into Alan Keyes. And yes, Andrew, that opening line is a doozy:

"In the noble tradition of the Marquis de Lafayette, the Seven Samurai, Mighty Mouse and Obi-Wan Kenobi, Alan Keyes is leaving home to go to the aid of a pitiable band of outgunned, hopeless supplicants: the Illinois Republican Party."