You wrote 'em:
7. Welcome to the big tent! Please use the side door and step to the back.
6. We have a lot of work to do reaching out to the black community and we need the slaves.
5. Vote for us. Some restrictions may apply.
4. The Republican bus is ready to roll and there's plenty of room in the back.
3. Republicans... you don't have to call us "Massah"... no wait, you do.
2. Compassionate Conservatism... we're so sorry that you're black.
And the top GOP campaign slogan to reach out to African-Americans is...
1. Republicans... we're not just racists anymore. We hate everybody.
