"Rumored to be a closeted lesbian..."

Ok, this is just too funny. I'm sitting here blogging in our office across the street from the FleetCenter, listening to the convention while occasionally watching the reflection of C-SPAN's coverage in the window behind my computer, and I see a woman come up to speak. She has short brown hair, glasses, and is wearing a nice ride jacket. I hear the commentator say in a very soothing deep vote: "Next up, Janet Napolitano, the Democratic governor of Arizona, and rumored to be a closeted lesbian."

WTF?

Since when did C-SPAN start outing closeted lesbians? Well, of course, it wasn't C-SPAN. It was Sirius OutQ - the gay satellite radio channel I'm working for, commenting on Ms. Napolitano (who I have to admit does resemble Donna Shalala - not that there's anything wrong with it...)