U.S.-Led Forces Would Back Martial Law, Bush Says

Ok, so let me get this straight. First we went to Iraq to get the nukes, but no nukes. Then it was to get Al Qaeda, and no Al Qaeda. Then it was to get chem weeapons, no chem weapons. Then bio weapons, no bio weapons. Finally, we were told we're losing men and women every day in Iraq to instill democracy, but now we seen that authoritarian military dictatorships are cool too.

Ah, that shining city on the hill...