I think this is a new low for politics,' Ryan said Tuesday morning during an appearance on Chicago's WLS-AM. 'It seems to me it's just a new standard, and I don't think it's healthy for our democracy.' - NBC5-Chicago
No, Jack Off, the new low was when you decided to sign on the constitutional amendment making me a second-class citizen because of my personal relationships. Trying to have your cage and eat it too?
Ryan said he was fit for high public office, noting that the court documents reveal no violations of earthly or higher laws.
Ah, so that's the standard of character for Republican candidates nowadays. Don't violate earthly or higher laws, and you're a-ok.
'I think my character has been proven by this because most people expect -- remember the speculation before these were opened were I was unfaithful or I broke laws or I was doing something that was hurtful to others,' Ryan said in an interview on WBEZ-FM. 'And none of that is in there.'
Right, because pressuring your wife to have sex - public sex at that - wouldn't be hurtful to her at all.
'There's no breaking of any laws. There's no breaking of any marriage laws. There's no breaking of the Ten Commandments anywhere. And so I think if that's the worst people can say about me in the heat of a difficult dispute I think it speaks very well about my character.'"
No breaking of the Ten Commandmants? Newsflash, Jack Off, my being gay doesn't break the Ten Commandments either, but you seem to think it's enough of a crime that we need a constitutional amendment to stop me.