A round up of the political comics:
Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn:
"President Bush and Dick Cheney appeared before the 9-11 commission. It was kind of an awkward start. A senator asked, 'How are you, Mr. President,' and they both answered, 'Fine.'"
"Reportedly, the commission's first question to the president was, 'You know al-Qaida and Iraq are two different things, right?"'
"Members of panel got annoyed because whenever they asked Cheney a tough question, he grabbed his chest and shouted, 'Elizabeth, it's the 'Big One!"' (Source: SF Chronicle)